On the way to the museum for an Arctic and Alpine Ecology field trip Sunday, my professor noticed the same 100+ acre development that's been bothering me lately. He said that when he first drove from Denver to Boulder in 1969, there was nothing between, no development. I've seen so much of it in my short memory that I think I can almost imagine that.
The museum was amazing. I hadn't been there in years (why hadn't I been there in years?). There's nothing like walking in the doors and being confronted by a raging tyrannosaurus about to step on you. I've always wanted to be a dinosaur. We looked at the many wildlife exhibits -- North America, Colorado (alpine Colorado animals and arctic animals were our focus, of course) Africa, South America and elsewhere. Dozens of beautiful dioramas. Prof said these are some of the best in the world, and I believe it. The foregrounds are busy with intricate detail, creating a wilderness scene of plants and animals in addition to the main animals, and the backgrounds are painted with photographic detail. The 3-D effect is almost disorienting; it's like looking out a bay window into the actual places. And the animals are right there. Elk, deer, sheep, goats and other ungulates of various species (the hartbeast (if I remember the name correctly) in the African exhibit has one of the most strangely shaped heads of any creature I've ever seen) and all sorts of gorgeous carnivores. There were lots of bears -- black, brown, grizzly, and polar, including the incredible "glacier blue" black bears and white "Kermodes" black bears -- lynx, wolverines (where else will you see a pair up close?) mink, martens (very cool; one of them looked like a little bear!) lions, maned wolves (which are more like giant, cool looking foxes) and wolves. They have lots of marine mammals -- sea lions, seals and walruses. The walruses and elephant seals are enormous. Bull elephant seals apparently get up to 8000 pounds, about a ton heavier than a hummer (probably get better gas mileage, too).
I could stare at the wolves for the better part of a day. They're in hilly, snowy tundra, with glaciated mountains in the background. In the distance, a small caribou herd can be seen, and the pack is clearly intent on them. They're so beautiful. At the lion diorama, one of my mature, undergraduate colleagues had a small outburst, declaring to the class how when she was a kid she wished to be a lion when she grew up, and if she could be anything she'd be a lioness, and she wishes she was a lion. I felt the same, staring at the wolves, and might have made a similar declaration if I were less shy. (Of course, if I got my wish I'd probably be shot to death, along with the rest of my pack, after being run to exhaustion by a helicopter, in order to artificially increase the elk heard so that the human hunters would have more to shoot at, but that's another issue.) It's too cheesy to suggest that the museum makes you feel like a kid, but if you love animals how could you not be excited?
This comes to the troublesome part. The animals, wolves, bears and all, are dead, shot and stuffed and put on display. If you love animals, how could you not be sickened? I've decided that these museum displays are not morally offensive, at least not as much as their nearest analog, zoos. Most of these dioramas, the prof pointed out, were made in the 1920's, and they generally aren't made any more because they're so expensive and time consuming (it can take years to prepare one, shaping and painting thousands of blades of metallic grass and such). So the museum display gives the same benefit as the zoo -- that is, education and getting up close to the animals, making them more "real" to people and instilling a greater sense of value in their existence -- while sacrificing only a relatively small number of animals, and only once, to do so. The zoo will sacrifice generation after generation of animals, making them live in unnatural conditions in small enclosures. The museum animals do not suffer this indignity. They would if forced into sensational, bear-rug poses, but they are not. They are all done very tastefully, displaying a frozen image of natural beauty that only the most fortunate of people will ever see in the wild (this is almost surprising, given their age; I'd expect the wolves to be portrayed as snarling, red-eyed monsters, but fortunately they are not).
Zoos can claim the further benefit of captive breeding programs to propagate endangered species and the fact that watching a live animal is probably slightly more enlightening than studying a dead one, but at the museum you are guaranteed to actually see the animals, which are often out of view at the zoo, and to see them much closer than you would at a zoo. In either case, the fun of the experience is undeniable. Maybe they're both necessary evils. So long as the museum doesn't make a practice of using rifles to collect more "specimens" I can recommend it wholeheartedly and enthusiastically. I still have mixed feelings about zoos. Besides, zoos don't have dinosaurs. Yet. When they do, I'll be there, ethics of cloning/time travel procedures be damned.
On our way out, we got to walk through the Prehistoric Journey exhibit. I tarried so long I was left behind and became momentarily lost (another "kid" experience). Luckily the group didn't leave without me. Mommy, I want to be an Allosaurus when I grow up.