Why was I not informed about the honey badger? This is an animal that wakes up from a puff adder venom induced coma, staggers to its feet and thinks, "Man, that was a wicked adder nap. Know what would really hit the spot right now? More puff adder."
Discovered via Cracked: https://www.cracked.com/article_18860_6-animals-that-just-dont-give-f2340k.html